

A set
of instructions to be used when reading a poem:
by Glenn Colquhoun
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To begin with lift the poem carefully out of its paper
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Balance the poem in the palm of your hand.
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Don’t be afraid of the poem.
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Run your fingers around the outside of the poem:
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Is it rough or smooth?
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Is it heavy or light?
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Throw the poem up into the air. Does
it float?
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Put the poem into your mouth.
Either:
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Squeeze a small amount onto your tongue like toothpaste
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Enter the whole poem into your mouth like cake
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Remove the first word and the last word from the poem.
Shake vigorously. Each word
should fall out of line.
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Place the words into your mouth and roll them around.
Suck. Chew. Gargle.
Hide the words in your cheeks.
Spit them at people.
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When you are finished put the words back where they belong.
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Whisper the poem quietly to yourself.
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Yell the poem out loud.
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Recite the poem in broad daylight / in moonlight / with the lights on / with
the lights off / in the bathroom / in the garden / underneath a tree.
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Recite the poem on fine days / on rainy days / on calm days / on windy days
/ on an empty stomach / with your mouth full.
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Put the poem on blocks and lie underneath it.
Tinker with the timing. Pack
each word in grease. File off the
engine numbers. Repaint the poem.
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Eat breakfast on the poem. Stain the
poem with coffee.
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Stand on the poem.
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Water the poem.
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Mix the poem in with the washing.
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Carry the poem around in your pocket for a week.
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Now the poem belongs to you.
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